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Ye said this is a mostly Faun planet? Sure, I'll stay a few days, Faun parties are great. They're such a gentle, fun-hearted little people, I've never met a bad one.

-muffled voice on phone-

Wait what do you mean Taurian Fauns? There are different kinds of-? Ach, sorry for bumpin' ye- OH HELLO SIR YE ARE HUGE.


Old video recording, dated Cataclysm Age 2'124

Found in 5UN-FL0R video archive. Titled: Why ye don't go in a mosh pit with Taurian Fauns.

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